another Sunday over the entry becomes chilly.
Although today is composed of several videos "Bueno" at the end because the damn blogger tool to upload videos I had to discard them for a few chistecillos, no less good.
Since in Castellón are parties and it is based on "mascletás" and "crackers", then leave a short jokes strake:
Customer Steward:
- What gentleman, how he found the steak?.
- Well, with difficulty, digging among the potatoes.
- Waiter, waiter, there's a dead cockroach in my salad! I want to come in charge!
- That will not help you, sir. The manager also has disgusting cockroaches.
Doctor, doctor, I have mumps!
- Well, take a euro more and now has "pa" apples.
- I just bought a hearing aid that is wonderful! I can put it in the ear and no one notices.
- great! And how much did it cost?.
- Si ... two and a quarter.
- What is the penguin drunk?
- De polo liquor.
- What is a shrimp throwing things out the window?.
- A thug.
- Doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere.
- Have you seen a psychologist?
- Eh ... no ... only blue elephants ...
- What killed scotex dog?
- In a bad roll.
round off the fireworks, a couple of jokes about films, to celebrate the Academy Awards and such:
The curtain opens and truffles are angry.
The curtain closes.
What is the name the movie?
................. Truffles
your furious.
The curtain opens and you see a man making cakes.
The curtain closes.
The curtain opens and you see the same man making burgers.
The curtain closes.
What is the name the movie?
.............
The extorted.
And to wrap up a party so long as:
A kid will one day dock Coruña and sees an old sailor with the wooden leg, eye patch and hook at the end of right arm.
Impressed, approaches and asks:
- Listen, please how did you lose your leg?
- Well, that was many years ago ... sailing along the shores of Madagascar .... get stuck in a low not on the letter and the boat capsized ... to go swimming to the coast a great white shark attacked me ... and I took the leg ...
- ..!!! Ooohhh What about the hand, how the lost?
- Well, that was sailing the seas of Indonesia ... we had a load of jewelry and diamonds to the Sultan of Jaidrapur ... but we were attacked by Malay pirates very bloody ... I cut off his captain's hand with his sword ....
- Ooooohhhh !!!!!!! What about the eye, how was it?
- Well, that was here in the harbor, I looked p'arriba, I fucked a gull, and going to clean ....
Finito. I hope you started well on Monday.
I for one will want to begin to rule and put up videos directly from "the tube" as in the small-time blogs ...
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