Today though slightly late entry hang chilly Sunday.
To start a couple of jokes Bus: Up
drunk on the bus and shouts:
"The back you are a bunch of bastards who are in half a fag and you are all a front bastards! "
The driver gives a halt and grabs the drunk by the collar saying
"Look, if you have balls repíteme who are the sons of bitches, bastards and the fags ..."
The drunk replied seriously:
"That hell would I know now ... with the slowdown that has given me you've mixed them all ... "
One who boards the bus and says,
- Give me two tickets please.
- But what do you 2 tickets if you are alone?
- No, I come from the dentist and he said that the pain is temporary.
Horned One who always have fun if you do not you ... :-)
worked like a donkey all week ... the only thing that made him happy was to know that Saturdays were his ...
As all these days, got up early, put on appropriate clothing and trying not to make noise so as not to wake his wife, left the bedroom, under the stairs, then take a quick breakfast, got into his car and headed to the golf course.
turned on the radio at the exact moment that gave the weather report:
- "Thunderstorms and showers throughout the morning."
A grimace of disgust filled her excited face and after thinking a moment, turn the vehicle and returned home.
I keep the car in the garage, went into the bedroom, took off his sports clothes, trying not to make noise, and then slip between the sheets to be glued to the back of his wife and whisper very softly
- "Love is a terrible storm ".... She
the sexiest voice, replied:
- "And the clown of my husband, playing golf ...."
Then a battery of short chistecillos:
- Daddy, Daddy, for my birthday I want a tracksuit Nadal!
- Child, You want a bañadol!
What is the difference between someone who falls from 8 th floor and falling off a 1 st floor:
The falling off the 8 th floor reads aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. ppppllaaaaaaffff.
who falls from the 1 st floor reads:
pplaaaff .... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy.
mother comes to visit the home of her daughter and her husband. This opens the door and exclaims:
- Hello Mom! I had not saw you!. How long will you be with us this time?
- Oh. Only until you get tired of my company.
- Really? ... Would not you rather come in and take a coffee? ...
Two friends meet.
- Hello! How are you? - Says one of them.
- More or less. My mother died last week.
- What a shame! What you had?
- Not much .... Only some antique jewelry.
The judge asks the woman:
- Tell me: What is the reason that he wants to divorce her husband?
- My husband treats me like a dog.
- Does the abused, hit, ...?
- No. .. He wants to be faithful ...
chistecillo Finally a type that I like the absurdities of balls.
Toc, toc ...
- Who is it?
- Yo.
opened, and he was.
I hope you laughed.
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