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The fine graceful of Tioga to POBRECHICOINDALO

Day 24 of February 2010. 18:20 pm.

POBRECHICOINDALO happy ending his low-paid and nothing rewarding workday.

internal phone rings.

- POBRECHICOINDALO Hello, how are you?. Purchasing call you. I CHICACON MALASNOTICIAS. 'll Notice is that just telling us the leasing company cars have received a fine and that day were you the car.

- Impossible. - Replica POBRECHICOINDALO while anger begins to take over her body, I am a driver issue.

- It is a parking ticket in Madrid exactly 3 months, more than 15 minutes to stop in loading and unloading area - says CHICACONMALASNOTICIAS.

- Impossible. - POOR BOY replicate again INDALO "I never do that. Leave me a minute to think where I was that day.

Luckily POBRECHICOINDALO is a type clean and neat and has all daily papers. It also has the power to evoke memory and roll back your chosen day in question. Begins to remember how that day at that time was he and his partner ARQUITECTARESABIONDA visiting an interior office in the capital of the Kingdom. And after three laps looking site in a posh area of \u200b\u200bSalamanca district was free parking in green (that of a 2 leur time).

- How lucky right next clearance - said both of the two.
POBRECHICOINDALO remembers
found that the car did not invade any pedestrian crossing, container, pipican, handicapped zone, zone authorities, ...

- is perfect ... - POBRECHICOINDALO thought - with all its tender innocence.

A green line marked out perfectly that were allowed to park a lump sum by an illegal small tax revolutionary cause.

After recalling this and start to feel like oust, POBRECHICOINDALO comes even Google Maps and pull the image showing that it is green. Playoff tickets even the green zone and calls please use is fine.

POBRECHICOINDALO today to discuss the procedures for appeal. The first step is to wait for that once identified as a driver POBRECHICOINDALO sent to you in another three months the fine home. You can then bring the resource providing whatever it takes.
All this to avoid paying the whopping deserved amount of 180 €.

POBRECHICOINDALO reflects. Now understand why the majestic ESPEJODELOQUESOMOS small properties or Tioga. Now among the politicians understand why there is no crisis. Understand why everyone wants to be in politics of tit sucking we all are.

But POBRECHICOINDALO not understand other things. Does not understand why someone who steals a chicken thrown in jail 10 years, while others can steal twice the poor ordinary people. Because a municipality is allowed to swindle regulate what it can charge for driving, parking, walking, .. their street. Why allow them to spend three months before sending a fine without such prescribed. Why can fine a guy who is a policeman from a car with a camera ....

But most do not understand .... Where the hell said that the site where I park POBRECHICOINDALO November 24 , 2009 at 17:11 was a loading and unloading?.


POBRECHICOINDALO is afflicted. Not for the pasta, which is itchy, but that does not lead anywhere, but by the helplessness of the poor citizen to create a law that, in theory to benefit and protect, but in practice to made for the benefit of always.

In this case the benefit is for Tioga.


POBRECHICOINDALO known resort and even though you are right, certainly have to pay for the pasta. And think about the only thing at this time will pacify the law is allowed to pay it to Tioga as he wanted.
POOR BOY INDALO Then as you would think.
would choose to pay the 180 € in 18,000-cent coins Leur. And ask explicitly pagárselas to Tioga in person using the method ANAL. Think about how you would take each of the coins and introduce the song as one by one, with a vengeance, reaching the figure of 18,000.

also think the donation would. Earmark another € 2 coin as a gift for hijodelagranputaquemecajoensuputamadreytodossusmuertos

stroller careful driver fines. And of course it would come in the same way. Edge entering it, slowly, and bleeding from rubbing and friction that macho asshole in charge of defrauding , damn lies and remove the pulp ensure good parking in Madriles.


POOR BOY INDALO But know this is not possible, so your thinking only serves to reduce your stress, thinking about how to perform the desired action and dream that one day change the law and to pay all these fines together including those that had already paid.


Until that day comes benefit WILL stay still for Tioga.

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Today though slightly late entry hang chilly Sunday.


To start a couple of jokes Bus: Up

drunk on the bus and shouts:
"The back you are a bunch of bastards who are in half a fag and you are all a front bastards! "
The driver gives a halt and grabs the drunk by the collar saying
"Look, if you have balls repíteme who are the sons of bitches, bastards and the fags ..."
The drunk replied seriously:
"That hell would I know now ... with the slowdown that has given me you've mixed them all ... "


One who boards the bus and says,

- Give me two tickets please.
- But what do you 2 tickets if you are alone?
- No, I come from the dentist and he said that the pain is temporary.


Horned One who always have fun if you do not you ... :-)

worked like a donkey all week ... the only thing that made him happy was to know that Saturdays were his ...
As all these days, got up early, put on appropriate clothing and trying not to make noise so as not to wake his wife, left the bedroom, under the stairs, then take a quick breakfast, got into his car and headed to the golf course.
turned on the radio at the exact moment that gave the weather report:
- "Thunderstorms and showers throughout the morning."
A grimace of disgust filled her excited face and after thinking a moment, turn the vehicle and returned home.
I keep the car in the garage, went into the bedroom, took off his sports clothes, trying not to make noise, and then slip between the sheets to be glued to the back of his wife and whisper very softly
- "Love is a terrible storm ".... She
the sexiest voice, replied:
- "And the clown of my husband, playing golf ...."


Then a battery of short chistecillos:


- Daddy, Daddy, for my birthday I want a tracksuit Nadal!

- Child, You want a bañadol!


What is the difference between someone who falls from 8 th floor and falling off a 1 st floor:
The falling off the 8 th floor reads aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh .. ppppllaaaaaaffff.
who falls from the 1 st floor reads:
pplaaaff .... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy.


mother comes to visit the home of her daughter and her husband. This opens the door and exclaims:
- Hello Mom! I had not saw you!. How long will you be with us this time?
- Oh. Only until you get tired of my company.
- Really? ... Would not you rather come in and take a coffee? ...


Two friends meet.
- Hello! How are you? - Says one of them.
- More or less. My mother died last week.
- What a shame! What you had?
- Not much .... Only some antique jewelry.


The judge asks the woman:

- Tell me: What is the reason that he wants to divorce her husband?
- My husband treats me like a dog.
- Does the abused, hit, ...?
- No. .. He wants to be faithful ...


chistecillo Finally a type that I like the absurdities of balls.


Toc, toc ...
- Who is it?
- Yo.
opened, and he was.


I hope you laughed.

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Videos Where are you curious

That's it. That to entertain on Saturday and to whet your mouth for tomorrow, some videos curious / funny.
Both have to do with sports. Hope you like.









And tomorrow ... more.

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Pé Pé? Fair Weekend

The funniest story I found in today has to do with cinema. The first thing that surprised me is that Chuck in ucronia has not made any mention of it. The second thing that struck me is that this is news in a newspaper, a priori, seriously as "Country."

I put the link to laugh a bit.

News appeared in the country today

For if you do not you want to read (this usually happens if your name Inzert) briefly summarize your question.
The fact is that our international actress Penelope Cruz has been offered a role in an experimental film co-directed by Von Trier and Scorsese to be called melancholia. This alone would have a somewhat surprising considering that the amount of good actresses who should be in the world, have thought of Pé. It is even more surprising because they say the paper seem to be created for it.
But what good comes next. Because the timing of shooting this film coincide with those of other who have also offered a la susodicha. La otra película en cuestión (ya te cagas) es Piratas del Caribe IV.

Obviamente Pé es mala actriz, pero parece ser que no es tan tonta como pensábamos y se ha decantado por la que no le dará Oscars de la academia, pero le dejará una buena pasta en el banco, así como más "familla" que le suba el caché para futuros filmes.


En fin que por lo que se ve hay gente a los que la crisis mundial, el terremoto de Haití o las nevadas en Ávila se la trae floja, gracias a la pasta que ganan por no dar un palo al agua (y en este caso no hablo de los funcionarios aunque parezca raro) y hacer pelis más malas que malas, que todos (Including Chuck as much as then deny it) we will see how sheep.

Beeeeeee.

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pitchman After the break back to the fray with the Dream.
And that is to not know that during this last week was held in Valencia ceramic fair par excellence in Spain Cevisama .
An exhibition of ceramic tile almost single issue in which you can see tiles and little else.
If anyone think that this is the most boring thing in the world is that you have not attended as an exhibitor at this fair ... So the word boring you fall short.
four days stuck in a stand about 12 hours a day, on standing for 99% of the time, always seeing the same faces, eating junk food that put the four customers snacks, ...
As you can see is a planazo.
Moreover, in times of crisis like this, everything becomes more painful. The catering contract is worse than ever, all lots or plazas seem to stand, do not see any new product, customers are grouped in 2 days and the rest of the time visitors are chatting among themselves, ... The party we
father.

So my advice is to never go to this show even if you're invited.
Because if you are visiting, you will only get bad eating ham at different stands. And if you display only get back to your house at nine in the evening with an intolerable pain in the legs and feet and torn stomach bad food.