We with the traditional appetizer of Sunday trying to raise smiles:
Today chistecillos touch. Are bad, but does not these the best?
The new President of the United States, Barak Obama had heard so much of leperos your first decision is to invite a group of leperos to visit the United States. Manda
his own plane to pick them up and prepare a great reception at the presidential hangar, where they placed a great forum, band, rug and banners welcoming the Leper.
By the plane, the band begins to play, the chorus to sing, it opens the door of the plane, the stewardess looks y. .. nothing, not down the Leper.
President, embarrassed because they fall, sends his secretary to investigate.
going back to the secretary and the president and told him:
- Lord, leperos not want to lose because they fear Well.
The president does not understand anything and tells them to ask who is the Well.
Secretary returns to the airplane and tells the lepero:
- asked the President what he is Well. And
lepero replied: Well
not, but there, in that banner, says EAT WELL Leper.
A drunk comes home singing and making racket, in that it overlooks a neighbor and says,
- Psss!, Not make noise that his wife is going to wake up!
- Do not worry! When I and my wife and I play the exorcist!
- Oh, yeah? And how is that?
- Well, she preaches and I vomit!
- Good morning, madam, could I speak to her husband?
- not home right now.
- Could you tell me where I can find?
- Yes. Look, you see beyond the herd of pigs on the mountainside?
- Yes
- For the of the cap ...
TOOONNNNNNNN, TOOONNNNN, TOOONNNNNN.
- What time is it?
- The one.
- Insurance?
- Damn! I've heard it three times !!!!!
- Honey, remember how happy we were 15 years ago?
- But if we did not know yet!
- precisely because of this.
knock on the door at the home of a nasal, and opening an alien is telling you, all solemn and deep voice
-
And I come from Mars tells the nasal:
- How m'arte of 'hien?
One day, three friends die in a traffic accident. The three rising to Heaven and get San Pedro, who tells them how you will be staying there:
- Here in Heaven everyone arriving by car, and its quality depends on the behavior that has taken life.
- You, John, for being unfaithful to your wife twenty times, will drive a Twingo with patches and dents, upholstery gutted and chopped the exhaust pipe.
- You, Antonio, for betraying your wife with five other women, have a Corsa 1,400 in good condition with few faults.
- And you, my friend, for being always faithful to your wife, go in an Aston Martin V8 400-hp, kit sport Leather upholstery and JBL audio equipment of 240 W. RMS. Moreover, as an added bonus, you will stay in the presidential suite at the Hilton and we will make golf club member.
Each of the three friends take a course with the vehicle you are awarded.
At four months, after having traveled many miles on the roads of heaven, are the three by chance at a stoplight. Juan and Antonio get off their cars to greeting and note that Vincent did not lower his Aston Martin. We are crying bitterly at the wheel and missed are directed toward him
- Why are you crying friend? But if you have the best car in the sky and live like a Maharaja! You have no reason to be depressed ....
- Do not you? Joer ... I just saw my wife a scooter!
A mob boss found out that his accountant had diverted $ 10 million of the box. The accountant was deaf. So was admitted to the mafia, because it could not hear anything, in case of an eventual arrest and process, it could act as a witness.
The Chief will ask for 10 million and brings to his lawyer who knows the sign language of the deaf.
The boss asks the bookkeeper:
- Where are the 10 million that you took?
Counsel using the language of signs, we do get the question the accounting, which in turn responds with signals:
- Not what you're talking ...
Counsel translates it for the boss:
- says he does not know what we speak.
The mobster pulls out a 45 caliber pistol and pointed at the head of accounting, shouting
- Ask again.
Counsel, in signs, he says,
- I will kill if not tell where the money.
The accounting, frightened, answered with great signs:
- Ok. Sing. The money is in a brown leather bag, which is buried in the garden of the house of my cousin Enzo, at No. 400, Street 26, Block 6 of the district of Santa Marta Pescadito ... and please do not kill me ... The mob will
asked the lawyer:
- What?
To which the lawyer replied:
- says he has no fear of dying and you are a poor man is not man enough to pull the trigger ...
As always I hope you have raised a small smile.
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