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chilly Entry for Sunday (19)

We with the traditional appetizer of Sunday trying to raise smiles:

Today chistecillos touch. Are bad, but does not these the best?


The new President of the United States, Barak Obama had heard so much of leperos your first decision is to invite a group of leperos to visit the United States. Manda

his own plane to pick them up and prepare a great reception at the presidential hangar, where they placed a great forum, band, rug and banners welcoming the Leper.

By the plane, the band begins to play, the chorus to sing, it opens the door of the plane, the stewardess looks y. .. nothing, not down the Leper.

President, embarrassed because they fall, sends his secretary to investigate.

going back to the secretary and the president and told him:
- Lord, leperos not want to lose because they fear Well.

The president does not understand anything and tells them to ask who is the Well.

Secretary returns to the airplane and tells the lepero:
- asked the President what he is Well. And

lepero replied: Well
not, but there, in that banner, says EAT WELL Leper.


A drunk comes home singing and making racket, in that it overlooks a neighbor and says,
- Psss!, Not make noise that his wife is going to wake up!
- Do not worry! When I and my wife and I play the exorcist!
- Oh, yeah? And how is that?
- Well, she preaches and I vomit!


- Good morning, madam, could I speak to her husband?
- not home right now.
- Could you tell me where I can find?
- Yes. Look, you see beyond the herd of pigs on the mountainside?
- Yes
- For the of the cap ...


TOOONNNNNNNN, TOOONNNNN, TOOONNNNNN.

- What time is it?
- The one.
- Insurance?
- Damn! I've heard it three times !!!!!


- Honey, remember how happy we were 15 years ago?
- But if we did not know yet!
- precisely because of this.


knock on the door at the home of a nasal, and opening an alien is telling you, all solemn and deep voice
-
And I come from Mars tells the nasal:
- How m'arte of 'hien?


One day, three friends die in a traffic accident. The three rising to Heaven and get San Pedro, who tells them how you will be staying there:

- Here in Heaven everyone arriving by car, and its quality depends on the behavior that has taken life.

- You, John, for being unfaithful to your wife twenty times, will drive a Twingo with patches and dents, upholstery gutted and chopped the exhaust pipe.

- You, Antonio, for betraying your wife with five other women, have a Corsa 1,400 in good condition with few faults.

- And you, my friend, for being always faithful to your wife, go in an Aston Martin V8 400-hp, kit sport Leather upholstery and JBL audio equipment of 240 W. RMS. Moreover, as an added bonus, you will stay in the presidential suite at the Hilton and we will make golf club member.

Each of the three friends take a course with the vehicle you are awarded.

At four months, after having traveled many miles on the roads of heaven, are the three by chance at a stoplight. Juan and Antonio get off their cars to greeting and note that Vincent did not lower his Aston Martin. We are crying bitterly at the wheel and missed are directed toward him

- Why are you crying friend? But if you have the best car in the sky and live like a Maharaja! You have no reason to be depressed ....

- Do not you? Joer ... I just saw my wife a scooter!


A mob boss found out that his accountant had diverted $ 10 million of the box. The accountant was deaf. So was admitted to the mafia, because it could not hear anything, in case of an eventual arrest and process, it could act as a witness.
The Chief will ask for 10 million and brings to his lawyer who knows the sign language of the deaf.
The boss asks the bookkeeper:
- Where are the 10 million that you took?
Counsel using the language of signs, we do get the question the accounting, which in turn responds with signals:
- Not what you're talking ...
Counsel translates it for the boss:
- says he does not know what we speak.
The mobster pulls out a 45 caliber pistol and pointed at the head of accounting, shouting
- Ask again.
Counsel, in signs, he says,
- I will kill if not tell where the money.
The accounting, frightened, answered with great signs:
- Ok. Sing. The money is in a brown leather bag, which is buried in the garden of the house of my cousin Enzo, at No. 400, Street 26, Block 6 of the district of Santa Marta Pescadito ... and please do not kill me ... The mob will
asked the lawyer:
- What?
To which the lawyer replied:
- says he has no fear of dying and you are a poor man is not man enough to pull the trigger ...


As always I hope you have raised a small smile.

Developing A Tolerance To Lorazepam

As anticipated a few weeks ago, I have to present you the new gizmo that after watching time and time I have decided to buy.

take some time to feel like a flat TV. Not just on a whim but because the TV that I have had for almost 6 years was quite tiny (21 ") to view from the dining room table and began to be a little Cascadilla.
The fact is that whenever he looked, did not quite decide. At first because it gave me the impression that they saw it, because as soon as the scene was quickly blots were refreshing image on all sides. Obviously over the years manufacturers have been improving the process and these problems are being minimized, so as technology progressed I felt increasingly out of step with my 21 "" extra thick. "
arrived in 2009 I began to see the new LED's TVs from Samsung and I love them. Not only for the contrast they were getting, but because they were really thin.

the end I concluded that this was the time (aggressive offers by the crisis, raise VAT to 18 point %,...), at Christmas so I hit La Curra, search features, search for the best price, make a comparative Excel, ... and I started irrefutable conclusions (needed between 37 and 40 ", 100Hz, 24p ,...) and select candidates.
the end down to three finalists
- Sony 40ZX1 (40 ").
- Samsung UE40B7020 (40 ").
- LG 42SL9000 (42 ").

From each left me with details.

The LG I liked the concept without a frame. I acknowledge that off is precious, but when I saw disabused me burning and found that I did frame. Besides the 42 "began to be a too huge for the salon.

The Samsung was the original, the primordial I saw and the picture quality seems just perfect.

The Sony, ... it is Sony. It is the flattest of the three (all parts), has a very good image and the best, comes with a receiver where you connect all the cables and transmits to the TV via WI-FI. Why I liked it last?. Because you save all the tangle of cables under the TV (console, DVD, HD player, satellite, ONO, ...) and can have everything in a corner or even hidden in a cabinet. It also presents a Compatibility remote control (I recognize quite a few brands have compatible ...) it's great to take away the 54 remote controls in the house. Besides the sound is great with a speaker in its base circular. The "buts" are especially if you want to hang. The stand costs about 300 € and also to remove the stand you have to buy the speaker system to support or connect a home cinema. Typical Sony.

see, if you looked TVs lately, I final decision was not easy.

But like everything in life you have to make decisions. And mine was driven by a OFERTON that tracked down and gave me the final push.

the end he selected was the Sony, which will have some photos of the site, because mine are disastrous (I never thought it was so difficult to photograph a TV), and a link to the Sony website if you fancy a little snooping characteristics or virtual tour.





Sony 40ZX1



And finally a picture of the great gadget WIFI to connect all the cables.



Nothing that I can see the movies or play with the Play with an image size and quality that seems real.

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Stefanoni strappo of scientific findings year, according to 'Science'

The journal Science provides the scientific achievements every year . These are the 2009.
1. Ardi is the most complete specimen found the oldest ancestor of humans, Ardipithecus . Ardi, a female measuring 120 cm, weighing about 50 kilograms and lived in the Afar region in Ethiopia 4.4 million years ago. Is added to the first Neanderthal skeleton, the child Taung in South Africa, and the famous Lucy, 3.2, million years. Not all paleoanthropologists are sure to be a human ancestor, or hominid, the family that includes humans and our ancestors but not other ancestors of modern apes.

2. Pulsars: Fermi Space Telescope, NASA, has helped to find 16 new celestial objects that rotate rapidly and appear as lights in the sky. The novelty is that they discovered through their gamma ray emissions.

3. ABA receptors : I know the structure of the hormone in plants and drought this year has come a long way to their attention. Studies like published in the journal Nature involving English scientists, suggest new ways to increase the resistance of plants to water shortage.

4. Monopoles: In a bombshell experimental physicists who work with crystalline materials call us strange spin ice magnetic disturbances created that behave as magnetic monopoles, particles never detected.

5. Graphene: The properties of the layers of a carbon atom thick are being studied and resulting devices experimental electronic.

6. X-ray laser: SLAC Lab launched the first X-ray laser, a tool with many applications.

7. Gene therapy: Researchers in Europe and the United States have made progress in the treatment of a neurological disease with no cure, the congenital blindness and severe immune disease with gene therapy strategies.

8. Rapamycin: The modification of a key pathway leading to the mice live longer. The discovery was particularly noteworthy because the treatment is not started until the mice were adults.

9. Hubble repair : The servicing mission to Hubble space shuttle in May improved the vision of the Hubble and extended life.

10. Water on the Moon: Sensors on the spacecraft detected LCROSS vapor and water ice in the remains of the impact of another vehicle on a permanently dark crater on the Moon.

also predict Science on hot science topics in 2010 include the metabolism of cancer cells, the spectrometer Alpha Magnetic, exome sequencing and its medical impact, induced pluripotent stem cells for neuro-psychiatric diseases, and the future of human spaceflight. As a virus of the year, has been chosen, predictably, the new flu, N1H1, for which it is concluded that the story will probably have caused more confusion which have been catastrophic.